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March 25, 2008

This is how it starts, people

The Terminator

Listen up people. I know depression is a bitch and sometimes suicide seems like the only way out. Let me say up front that I am no therapist, but I think most people can agree that killing yourself isn’t the answer. That said, if you are going to go ahead and do yourself in, try not to do it in a way that bones the rest of us.

So this elderly gentleman living in Australia decides its time to move on. Apparently he didn’t trust himself to do it with a gun, and unlike anyone else he didn’t move on to other traditional methods. No, this guy decides to build a robot to do it for him. Seriously… he builds a murder-bot and turns it loose on himself in his own driveway. [Full story here]

Merciful Zeus!

Do they not have movies in Australia?!? Anyone who has ever seen The Terminator, or any of The Matrix movies, or god forbid, Runaway, knows what happens when you design a murder-bot.